Instant celeb recap

First of all, I’m glad to see the Broadway stage hands have ended their strike.  Now people can enjoy the theatre again.  And, Broadway should be packing them in, because there’s nothing really to see at the theatres, except for that Bee movie (but after seeing Beowulf, I’m on an anti-cartoon campaign).

Jenna Jameson and Richie Rich (Heatherette Clothing Designer) are opening a bar called, “The General Store,” in Chinatown.  I’m guessing it will be somewhere on Canal Street, opposite the 10,000 vendors selling knock-off bags.  If anyone’s around when they open, let me know how it works out.  I’m sure it will be debauchery galore.

Britney – yeah, the poor mess has struck again…what about the shoplifting panties in the Hustler store?!?!?  She’s pregnant (again).  She just makes it too easy. 

Timbaland - Is there any artist that he WON’T work with?  He’s worked with Bjork, helped produce Duran Duran’s new album, now I just heard he helped produce Ashlee Simpson’s new song!!??  I mean, c’mon already.  The girl can’t sing worth a crap and is completely washed up.  (Although, her boyfriend’s kinda cute).  Maybe he needs a break – just to step back and see what he’s doing, besides losing his integrity.

The Hogan’s – Ok, I actually feel bad for the Hulkster.  In the past week, he found out his wife would be divorcing him via a telephone call from her lawyer.  Bad.  Then, two days ago, Hulk buys beer for his son, Nick, (and his friends), takes them out on a boat and has a good time.  Then, Nick had to get stupid and decided to drive their Dodge Viper 100 miles per hour.  Of course, being retarded and drunk, he wrecked the car, putting his best friend in a coma for the rest of his life.  Real Bad.  Finally, Linda, Hulk’s soon-to-be ex, wants 1/2 of Hulks fortune, alimony and child support.  Please bitch, like you don’t have enough stashed away as it is.  The show’s done, now so are you.  Get over yourelf.

 Ok, I guess I need to get back to work – just had to vomit this all out.  Later!